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Doctor doctor said the panicstricken woman my from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out." "Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I'll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod's head." "What do you want a cod's head for?" "Oh- I forgot to tell you. I've got to get the cat out first!"

Doctor Good news you passed your hearing from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

Jack My brother was sick and went from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window." John: "How did he break his arm?" Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription."

The patient Tell me is it true from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

When a car skidded on wet pavement from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."

A nurse had to take a patient from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey." One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"

Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks hes from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

Doctor doctor can I have a bottle from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

The patient shook his doctors hand in from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."

Did you hear about the two podiatrists from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.

What do you get if you have from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.

What kind of physician works on a from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

Q Why do blonde nurses bring red from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !

Doctor Doctor Im on a diet and from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !

Doctor Doctor I think Im a mothSo from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

Doctor Doctor I need something to keep from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc